A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf
When she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
To the clubhouse for help and
to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee', she said..
'Where', he asked.
'Between the first and second hole', she replied..
He nodded knowingly and said,
'Then your stance is too wide.'
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My two new work in progress paintings will fit together to make one painting!
My latest finished painting is called Harlequin Dreams

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I want to say thank you for any faves you might leave for my paintings - I always answer comments but I dont always have time to thank for indiviual faves x
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Devious Comments
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Remember, I
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Love Lynne x
Save the houseboat! [link]
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Love Lynne x
Save the houseboat! [link]
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My friend srawberry-lilla
Maltese Deviants
couple of weeks ago or so i was stung by a wasp. i had half of my face swollen for almost 4 days - that was NOT funny
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