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Journal Entry: Tue Jun 23, 2009, 3:58 AM




A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf
When she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
To the clubhouse for help and
to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said..

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied..

He nodded knowingly and said,
'Then your stance is too wide.'




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`davincipoppalag Jun 23, 2009, 4:02:27 AM
Hahahah lmao!!

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~MythArcana Jun 23, 2009, 4:02:37 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy! That's almost suitable for Caddyshack! Hehehe! Quite funny and something to dream about as I go to sleep now! :o Hehehe! That is definitely worth a dancing banana for sure!

:iconbananadanceplz: :rofl: :D

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*colt51 Jun 23, 2009, 4:07:11 AM
:rofl: :giggle: OUCH!!! ;p

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Remember, I :+fav: what I love as my way of saying "Thanks" for sharing your work.
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=Lynne66124 Jun 23, 2009, 4:13:06 AM
Yay! :iconbananadancingplz:

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=Lynne66124 Jun 23, 2009, 4:13:18 AM
haha x

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`davincipoppalag Jun 23, 2009, 4:13:46 AM
=D

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*lewis60 Jun 23, 2009, 4:52:50 AM
Yes! There is a lot to take in learning the game of golf.
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*weida34 Jun 23, 2009, 5:39:11 AM
:lol:

couple of weeks ago or so i was stung by a wasp. i had half of my face swollen for almost 4 days - that was NOT funny :no:

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